Although he never explained why, Dad loved camper vans—which, in a way, meant we all loved camper vans. We were thrilled with the idea of having a playhouse on wheels. Inside, a self-contained world: a tiny sink and fridge, tweed curtains to cover the windows, seats that turned into couches and beds. If you looked up, you could see the edges of a vinyl tarp that extended into a hammock when the roof was raised. The van embodied my father; my father embodied the van. Both stood tall, appeared dependable, and took a fair amount of grit to handle.

Inevitably, the ownership of a camper van leads to camping. Dad was not a camper – not in any way, shape, or form. A schoolteacher who worked more often than not, he wasn’t prone to spending his free time by increasing his exhaustion. But he was susceptible to influence, and over time, he became convinced he should at least take the van into the woods and test its merits. The perfect opportunity arrived when one of my uncles announced an outdoor wedding. The journey would take all day, and Dad decided the best way to break it up would be by making a camping adventure out of it. He announced this at dinner, palms flat on the table.

“I could borrow a camp stove from the neighbors,” he explained. “We could have hot chocolate.”

Mom looked at him in surprise. All three of us kids hooted our approval and began planning items we wanted to take along. Our first family road trip. Unbeknownst to us, it would also be our last.

What’s great about this road trip is how snippets of memory can weave a narrative. I remember we crawled out of bed early, loaded the van up with supplies, and hit the road all before the sun was fully over the mountains. I remember asking how long until we got to camp, and Dad announcing the campout would happen after the wedding. A reward for surviving the day, but we had to get there first.  I remember dozing in and out with the drone of the van’s engine, which sounded like it was right inside the vehicle with us. We passed a large lake where windsurfers bounced over waves. We stopped briefly at a long, ropelike waterfall so tall the water seemed to dissolve into mist around us. Sometime in the afternoon we arrived at an outdoor wedding, where we changed into uncomfortable clothes and sweated out our anticipation in the sun.

The wedding ended—what kid really remembers when? We were all tired, my father was grouchy, and suddenly the thought of not sleeping in our own comfortable beds back at home was no longer favorable. Rain spit from a few clouds as we loaded into the van, and by the time Dad pulled into our campsite, a cozy gravel pitch under a canopy of cedar and pine, for the night, the rain was unrelenting. It was as if some divine beast had picked up Okanagan Lake and turned it over onto us. Rain cascaded from the tree branches, pummeled the roof of the van, saturated the earth to the point where it could no longer drink up what was given. We stared out the windows in awe. Everything around us muted in sound and color.

“I have to pee,” my sister Janina said. “The rain’s making it worse.”

It never dawned on us that a bathroom would be handy in a camper van. My mom sighed and pulled out a parka from her bag. She bundled Janina up, threw open the van, and made a mad dash in the semidarkness to what looked like an outhouse. Dad lit a cigarette and blew smoke out the small crack in his rolled-down window. When Mom and Janina returned a few minutes later, they looked like drowned rats. Dad chuckled when he saw Mom. He straightened his shoulders.

“It’s a little rain. Makes the air smell good,” he said to everyone and no one at the same time. “What we need is hot chocolate.”

With that, my father piled out of the van, into the maelstrom, and hurried to the back. His frantic movements made us giggle. He yanked open the sliding door and pulled out a box. He found a rain-slicker with a hood and put it on—a useless feat by now, as he was already soaked through. His cigarette hung like a wet noodle from his mouth. Out of the box he pulled the camp stove and accessories and a coffee pot. He was manic now, and we were both scared and excited by his intensity. Mom kept shaking her head in amazement.

“When he sets his mind to something,” she murmured.

She ordered us into our pajamas, and we complied, always with an eye out the window on our father. He struggled to get the stove together. A connecting hose seemed stuck, and we watched his mouth work a variety of curse words while he fiddled with it. Finally everything clicked into place and he pulled a lighter from his pocket to light the burner. He flicked the lighter and held the small flame to the mouth of the burner. Nothing. He adjusted the flow, tested the white gas supply, and tried again. Nothing.

Janina asked what was taking so long. Mom told her to hush. My dad gave the stove a swat and tried one last time. Whoooosh…the sound I remember most. Whoosh and flames shot up into the air. Dad leaped back. It was straight out of the movies I watched when my parents were asleep and I sneaked downstairs to turn on the cable. Flames and flailing limbs, though Dad was not on fire. He lashed out at the stove and knocked it to the ground. Flames engulfed the stove now, and were it not for the soaked ground I am quite certain the entire Western Hemisphere would have been reduced to ash. Of greater concern, though, was the immediate reality there would be no hot chocolate.

The fire eventually burned itself out. Dad heaped dirt on the stove, a mock burial of something that was not his by real world or metaphor. He spit his soggy cigarette to the ground and walked carefully to the van. He opened the sliding door and stepped inside. Immediately the interior of the van was filled with his presence, and we waited for him to speak.

“I guess it’s bed,” he said, reaching to undo the latches and pushing the pop-up roof into place. High above was a hammock that I was supposed to sleep in. It may as well have been on top of a mountain. Dad took one look at me and sighed, stripped out of his wet clothes. He and Mom arranged the little seats into beds and tucked us all in. The van creaked and rocked as Dad climbed up into the hammock. He muttered and tried to get comfortable. The hammock looked like it would split apart at any moment, and I was grateful my sister was underneath and not me.

“What are we doing tomorrow?” I asked.

“Going home,” Dad said.

“Can we have breakfast first?”

“Maybe.”

“Can I have hot chocolate with my breakfast?”

Silence.

Lights turned off and the van filled with the sound of rain and the occasional flash of lightening. Thunder groaned above the trees. One of my sisters whispered to me.

“I don’t think the campfire was supposed to be like that.”

“It was way too fast.”

“Just like when he tries to barbecue at home.”

Above, in the hammock, the sound of my dad snorting laughter as we drifted off.

- Harry Tournemille

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UrbanDaddies had the pleasure of setting sail with the Disney Fantasy for its preview voyage.  Over the course of the three days, we picked up a few tidbits for Dads.  And BTW, if you ever do a cruise with the family, this has to be it.

1.  Buy a beer mug for $15 as soon as you get on the ship.  For the rest of your voyage you get 22 oz. for the price of 16oz and you can refill it as much as you want.

2.  Make a reservation (or several) at Palo as soon as you get on the ship.  Better yet, check in online up to 48 hours before you sail and do it then.

3.  Get to the ship as early as possible on your day of departure and use the AquaDuck lots before the lines begin.

4.  The men’s rooms are equipped with low urinals for toddlers, change tables and sometimes diaper genies so you can impress your partner by offering to do the potty trips.  (She needn’t ever know how easy Disney makes it).

5.  Use the Small World Nursery, Oceaneer Club and Oceaneer Lab to their full advantage (the kids won’t want to leave anyway) and try the adult-only bars and clubs.  Skyline is chic, Oh La La is like a Parisian boudoir, the Tube is total funky London, La Piazaa oozes Italian flair and O’Gills Pub is super cool.

6.  Disney does a great job at segregating infants, kids, tweens and teenagers so they can hang with their own peeps.

7.  Get a stateroom on Deck 5.  Their balconies are twice as deep as on other decks.

8.  Carry your Wave Phone with you to eliminate texting and internet charges while you are at sea.  Disney provides 2 of these phones in every room and they are free to use.

9.  Put a GPS tracker on your kids (it’s attached to a wristband) while in the cruise ship terminal.  They use it to check into kids’ clubs and can be located in an instant by staff.

10. Make sure you carry your Personal Navigator (the daily schedule delivered to your stateroom each night) so you know what’s going on.  You wouldn’t want to miss a chance to wait for those princess photo ops.  For the kids of course.

11. Order half sizes of a few appetizers to share.  The waitstaff will honour every whim and the food is to die for.

12. Do the 5k run early in the morning at Castaway Cay – Disney’s private island.  (Reason: See #11).

13.  The Midship Detective Agency (register on Deck 5) will keep kids and adults busy for hours and help everyone navigate the ship.  The art throughout the vessel comes to life and helps you solve crimes.  Sherlock.

14.  If you bear a strong resemblance to Brad Pitt, or just want a bit of privacy, the rooms on Deck 11 and 12 come with a private concierge area and dining room.  So you won’t be hounded for autographs.

15.  Because you have so many food choices, try to nudge the kids out of their comfort zones by ordering atypical dishes from the extensive children’s menus.  You can always resort to Mac and Cheese, chicken fingers, hotdogs and pizza later.  (For you too via room service after having too much fun at the Tube).

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Disclosure: UrbanMommies Media was provided a 3-night vacation on the Disney Fantasy, a shipboard credit and airfare for one.  As always, our opinions are our own.

Whether it’s March break, summer vacation or a much needed getaway, you might have to haul the kids.  And, you know?  Sometimes it’s easier than you think.  Here are some tips from two dads who recently took a 3 year old to Florida, and a 1 and 3 year old to Vancouver.  They both have brownie points for eons. Read more

You know when you enter a space and your spine gets a tad straighter, your walk more refined?  The Roosevelt New Orleans – this would be the spot.  Pure Grandeur.  And a perfect place in which to access your mojo.  So to speak.  The lobby (opened in 1893) reminded me of the original Waldorf Astoria in New York City, with high ceilings, filigree detail and elaborate columns (The Roosevelt is now part of the Waldorf Astoria Collection).  Brass elevators, a gracious front desk, and a shoe shine man. Read more